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All Men Lie, And All Men Are Liars? |
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Page 3 of 3 ...But Men Are Also Bad Liars Case in point: a girlfriend of mine came home earlier than usual to find her boyfriend in his underwear, with used condoms on the floor. Before she even had time to ask what was going on, the internal alarm inside of her boyfriend's head had concocted a story and spat it out.
His is a classic. He basically said that he was masturbating and decided to put on a condom so he can have anal sex with himself.
Right.
Beyond the mere physical impossibility of such a disgusting event even happening, why did he even leave the condoms around?
Laziness? Probably -- men are lazier than their Lazy-Boy chairs. More likely though, he figured the effort necessary to lie would be less than getting up from the couch, picking up the used condoms and putting them in the trash.
That's quite a bit of work when all you have to do is say you just became intimately acquainted with your "inner" self.
It's not entirely men's faults. They are raised to lie from the moment they are born. Protect your family and lie about bad things; lie about how you really wanted to cry during Forrest Gump ; lie about your age so you can buy the cheapest wine the 7-11 has to offer.
Men Are Lying For A Living Is it a coincidence that men hold the majority of jobs that involve lying? Politics, government agencies, courtroom lawyers, plastic surgeons, psychiatrists -- who calls the shots?
Not that all men lie, of course not. But from experience (and 99% of women will back me up on this), the only men who don't lie are those devoted to their religion, gay, or have had their tongue removed.
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